List of 92 Funniest Word You Rather Questions (Family Friendly)



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Looking to play a game of fun Would You Rather game with your friends, family, significant other? If so, you will love this article.

This article contains a curated list of 92 of the funniest ‘would you rather’ questions from Reddit.

All of these questions are family friendly so you can safely use them with your family. Care has also been taken to ensure that this list is not offensive in any way.

So make a list of your favorite questions from the list below and have fun!


Would you rather have a cat that barks or a dog that meows?

If forced to choose would you rather not shower for a month or not brush your teeth for a month?

Would you rather have a cat tail or doggy ears?

Would you rather be ugly but smell amazing or be handsome/beautiful but stink?

Would you rather have an unshavable, thick unibrow, or unshavable, thick nose hairs?

Would you rather watch Barney the Dinosaur for a full day or have the theme song of ‘Barney the Dinosaur’ stuck in your head for two months?

Would you rather have the brains of a squirrel but still human or have the brains of a human but squirrel?

Would you rather be really hairy or really slimy?

Would you rather take bath in dish water, or do the dishes in bath water?

Would you rather eat a large plate of noodles with a spoon or eat a small bowl of soup with a fork?

Would you rather eat only mayonnaise for the rest of your life, or sweat mayonnaise for the rest of your life?

Would you rather have Dorito dust on your fingers for the rest of your life or have Dorito breath for the rest of your life?

Would you rather sneeze out bubbles or cough out confetti?

Would you rather watch toddler television or infomercials all day?

Would you rather have all the lights in your house constantly flicker on and off or have all the walls in your house ooze green slime?

Would you rather your farts make twice the noise but have no smell or your farts make no noise but have twice the smell?

Would you rather only be able to express anger through dance or express love through singing?

Would you rather never have awkward handshakes with co-workers or never trip over anything again?

Would you rather always be 15 minutes late or always be 30 minutes early?

Would you rather all socks become sentient, or all dogs swear instead of barking?

Would you rather disappear for a second every time you sneeze, or spontaneously inflate every time you cough?

Would you rather fifty butterflies instantly appear from nowhere every time you sneeze or one very angry squirrel appear from nowhere every time you cough?

Would you rather have wings on your back or have horns on your head?

Would you rather always be itchy or always be late?

Would you rather live in a house in the ocean or a boat on land?

Would you rather be trapped in a small room with 100 flies or 100 mosquitos?

Would you rather have a good hair day everyday or always have perfect eyebrows?

Would you rather fight one human-sized cat or ten cat-sized humans?

Would you rather have to wipe with sandpaper after every second poop or have no toilet paper and have to use the bidet for a year?

Would you rather eat dog food or dog biscuits?

Would you rather own a rhino the size of a hamster, or a hamster the size of a rhino?

Would you rather be a pegasus or a unicorn?

Would you rather eat dragon meat or unicorn meat?

Would you rather have the urge to sneeze for a year or the urge to yawn for a year?

Would you rather never be able to sneeze successfully or get the hiccups every time you laugh?

Would you rather burp confetti or fart glitter?

Would you rather only be able to use one toilet the rest of your life or never be able to use the same toilet twice?

Would you rather fart fireflies or burp butterflies?

If you had super powers would you rather them be activated by farting or burping?

Would you rather have a sloth around your neck for a day or a baby python around your neck for a day?

Would you rather have a permanent unibrow or no eyebrows?

Would rather have a permanent mustache on your forehead or one of your ears is green like an elf?

Would you rather have a unibrow or a full back of hair?

Would you rather be bald or have grass for hair?

Would you rather watch grass grow or paint dry?

Would you rather fight one hundred flamingo sized giraffes or one giraffe sized flamingo?

Would you rather be a giraffe with a sore throat or an elephant with a stuffy nose?

Would you rather have a giraffe head human body or human head elephant body?

Would you rather fight with a spoon or bowl?

Would you rather have clown makeup for a week or wear clown clothes for a week?

Would you rather own a dinosaur or own a hoverboard from the movie – ‘Back to the Future’?

Would you rather fight Barney the dinosaur or a Tellytubby?

Would you rather live with Spongebob, Patrick or Squidward?

Would you rather be forced to watch a 24 hour music video loop of the Safety Dance, Tarzan Boy or You Spin Me Round?

Would you rather be a human with the brain of a monkey, or a monkey with the brain of a human?

Would you rather have a tattoo of Barney on your left arm, or a tattoo of the Oogieloves on your right arm?

Would you rather sing everything you say, or dance as a mode of transportation instead of walking/running?

Would you rather sing an unfamiliar song or dance like crazy?

Would you rather talk in rhymes for the rest of your life or have to sing everything you say for the rest of your life?

Would you rather your only pair of travel pants be an inch too long or an inch too short?

Would you rather always have to sleep wearing jeans, or everything you drink is at room temperature?

Would you rather have a sticky phone or itchy pants?

Would you rather your pants always be way too tight, or way too loose 24/7?

Would you rather have to always wear shoes that are 1 size too big, or 1 size too small?

Would rather wear your shoes on wrong feet for a day of work or gloves on wrong hands for a day of work?

Would you rather be the King/Queen of Narnia or a Pokemon Champion?

Would you rather drink warm water for the rest of your life, or shower in cold water for the rest of your life?

Would you rather every shirt you own be kind of itchy or only be able to use 1-ply toilet paper?

Would you rather have skin that changes color based on your emotions or tattoos appear all over your body depicting what you did yesterday?

Would you rather be able to fly at walking speed, or walk at flying speed?

Would you rather work for Willy Wonka in the chocolate factory, or for Santa in Santa’s workshops?

Would you rather replace every mosquito with spiders, or every spider with mosquitos?

Would you rather fight a giant mosquito one time, get beat up and never get bit again or maintain your current relationship with mosquitos?

Would you rather eat only pizza for a year, or eat no pizza for a year?

Would you rather have 5 parrots mocking you for a month or a cloud hovering above you and raining on you for a week?

Would you rather be followed around by a cute lamb all day or have a sarcastic parrot on your shoulder?

Would you rather eat a live pigeon, or be attacked by 50 pigeons?

Would you rather eat a bowl full of mushy grapes or an all-bruised banana?

Would you rather live in a world with only potato or tomato?

Would you rather eat a cupcake that tastes like mud, or mud that tastes like cupcakes?

Would you rather have a hornet randomly appear around you once a day, or have ants show up every time you have a meal?

Would you rather eat spinach to be strong like Popeye, or eat carrots to become as sharp as bugs bunny?

Would you rather have to shampoo your hair with a toothbrush for a week or brush your teeth with a shower sponge for a week?

Would you rather be able to shower but not brush your teeth for a month or brush you teeth but not be able to shower for a month?

Would you rather brush your teeth with a squirrel or lick a goat’s face every day for the rest of your life?

Would you rather eat a camel’s tongue or an ox’s tail?

Would you rather eat Japanese food forever or eat McDonalds forever?

Would you rather have Spiderman’s powers or Captain America’s?

Would you rather wear someone else’s worn gloves or worn hat?

Would you rather be stranded on a small desert island or on a small life boat in the middle of the ocean?

Would you rather be the king of your own castle or the captain of your own ship?

Would you rather sleep in a tent with a parrot that talks non-stop or a dog that barks non-stop?

Would you rather steal honey from a bee hive while in your pajamas or steal honey from a bear while wearing a suit of armor?

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